Famous Last Words of a 6 year old Middle Child (girl)!!!
Middle Child: (Enters the room loudly, high on emotion with lots and lots of dramatic facial expressions and a slight nasal quality to her voice) "Mom, Oldest Child is ...... and ........ and .......!!!!!!!!!!!"
Mom: "Middle Child tell Oldest Child that I said to stop."
Middle Child: (Continued dramatic layers) "NO!! Say something WORSER!!"
Middle Child: (Enters bathroom where Mom is getting ready. Low on emotion and high on sweetness) "Mom, may I play with these bubbles?"
Mom: (Shocked that Middle Child chose to ask permission) "Sure honey, just do it out on the screened porch."
Middle Child: (Looks in her mother's eyes with surprise and affection and excitement. Looks down at the bubbles and exists the room saying) "Oldest Child is going to be soooo sad!"
Mom: (Perplexed thinking to herself) "What did that mean?"
*2 minutes later*
Oldest Child: (Loud and with lots of emphasis on each final consonant) "Middle Child that is mine!!!!
Thy Word is a lamp unto my feet,
Amanda






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ReplyDeleteLove your blog! However, I can't seem to get anything I wrote to actually post???!!
ReplyDeleteyou are the mother of my favorite 3 children in the whole wide world! i can just see this happening. hahaha.
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